Prompted by Andy Whitman's Blog "Razing the Bar", here are a few possibilities:
"Bump and The Skin Tags"
"The Preemptive Balls"
"Over the Little Hocking" (Obscure covers of already obscure "Over The Rhine" songs)
"70% Off"
"Red-Neck Pickup Truck Drivers On Meth"
"The NASCAR Sticker Bunch" (Logo: obviously a t-shirt with large #3 and the statement "Dale died for your party!")
"The Meth Lab" (Logo: pic from rear of 1975 Plymouth Fury with trunk open)
"Call Me Idiot" (Logo: hillbilly riding pig, complete with straw hat and sporting a pitchfork)
"The Additives"
“Walt Mort and The Greeters”
"The Wife-Beaters"
"Cult of Mediocrity"
"Cult Kool-Aid"
"The Phish Sticks" (condensed versions of jam-band songs)
"The Bris Doctors" (Hasidic speed metal versions of klezmer classics)
"Mile High Collagen Blow-Out" (any number of visuals here)
"The Old Lady's Workin' Agin" (actual quote from guy at bar)
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Some more names that may or may not make the cut:
"U Git Off My Man" (another actual quote from girl at bar)
"The 4-Skins" (drum circle band name)
"Botched Bris"
"Cry For Help" (be surprised if this one isn't already taken)
"Wonderbread and The Day-Olds"
"Moby Sucks Dick" (ok -- little too easy)
"Timmy's In The Well"
An actual (sort of) all-girl band from Newfoundland.
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